He’s Tight In The Rear And Other Crazy Racing Phrases

by Dana on June 1, 2012

 
While watching the race today and tweeting ( @DriverAppear ), I had a revelation. Nothing too deep, but something occurred to me after reading a tweet by Dale Jr’s PR gal,  Laura Scott ( @Hendrick88Team ). 
 
Racing phrases are a hoot!
 
Laura tweeted an update that sounded perfectly normal to me, a race fan, but I started thinking how would that sound to a non race fan. Despite it being strange to think these people even exist, I started listening and reading the racing terms the drivers, teams and announcers use so frequently from a different perspective.  I listened from the perspective of a non race fan. I imagined how odd it would sound to this person to be listening to people using these phrases to describe various race conditions and scenarios. 
 
I have to admit, I did giggle a lot.
 
Below is the list I created through-out the race. These are just the ones I picked up on. I’m sure there are more. So if you think of any while reading these, please post them in the comment section. I would also love your feedback! So comment away!
 
And I hope you giggle too!
 
 
 
…he's a little tight on the apron
 
Don't stop deep in the box
 
He's tight in the center
 
Do not take away my grip
 
Loose in one part, tight in another
 
Tight through the middle and on the gas
 
We have a smoker out there
 
Tight under throttle
 
He got squirrelly
 
No rear grip
 
Splash and go
 
He gets a little wiggly
 
Everyone is pushing and shoving
 
He was down on my door
 
The car is coming to me
 
Pushing up the hill
 
He’s knocking on his door
 
Slip sliding around
 
Tight in, free off
 
I need more front grip
 
Put the wedge back in
 
I don’t like rear grip
 
They are closing fast
 
Pit this time
 
It’s free in the middle
 
 

 

 

 

  

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{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

@njgrandprix March 5, 2012 at 8:39 am

 
 
Ha ha! One Indy 500 I heard Danica say over her radio, "I feel a little vibration in my rear." I chuckled like a school boy. I could just picture the faces of her crew chief and pit crew. 
I was hoping during the Nationwide race at Daytona that Danica and Johanna Long would have hooked up in a tandem draft so we could have heard the announcers talking about the “hot girl-on-girl action” going on. Unfortunately Danica got banged in the rear a bit too hard by her teammate. At least she was on the pole. Something we’ve never seen in Daytona, a girl on a pole. 

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Dana March 5, 2012 at 8:52 am

Oh you’re bad! But that was pretty good how you strung them together. Thanks for sharing!

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Paul Henry March 5, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Post Race Interview we would LOVE to hear:
Yeah, my number 69 KY special was a little tight in the rear but the boyz worked on it for me and finally gort me to the point where I was real comfortable with it.Tigit in, loose off, we kept working on it all night!

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Dana March 5, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Paul, I think you made the case why KY should never, ever be a sponsor! LOL Thanks for taking the time to share!

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Don June 21, 2012 at 5:30 pm

A little bump and Go!

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COREY September 3, 2012 at 12:30 pm

THIS ROOKIE WILL GET HIS FIRST TASTE OF THE LADY IN BLACK TODAY!  SHE WILL GIVE HIM ALL HE CAN HANDLE !

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Lisa October 28, 2012 at 9:31 am

You forgot my favorite: "needs a rubber in the rear."

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Dana October 28, 2012 at 9:33 am

LOL, Lisa!!

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